Truck Drivers

Truck drivers piss me off. These are not to be confused with truckers who are transferring freight, or owners of trucks who use them for construction and other related tasks. The truck drivers I am talking about are the guys who seem to believe that they can compensate for their small dicks by buying some faggy little pick up truck and a german shepherd. Buying a truck does not scream 'I am a real boy!', if anything it tells me that you are trying to hide the fact that you pound man ass.
Also, the nut sack hanging from the back of your truck is not funny. It was not funny the first time someone put them there, and it is definitely not funny with you as the truck nut sack's one millionth customer. The only time it was ever funny was when I saw a guy put them on his grandmother's minivan, but then when the joke was over they took them off be ause it was not funn anymore.. Take the hint..

hey you never know, maybe those nuts hanging from the bumper came from a good old fashioned fag drag.