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PostSubject: Queer Pastor Opens New Church   Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:37 am

Ted Haggard must be in need of cash again because he is turning to an old friend, Jesus. A few years ago Haggard was one of the most hate spewing pastors on the scene. This made him a big hit among the supposed forgiving and inclusive christians. That is until they found out he was doing blow, and gay prostitutes. Naturally, once this news became public these tolerant christians no longer wanted anything to do with him.

So what is a talentless repressed homo to do? Well stick with what you know, just alter your "beliefs" a little so that you can now be included. His new church, the "St. James church" is one of inclusion, how sweet. Now that he has nowhere else to turn he is looking for money from the people he used to think were scum. This guy thought nothing of compassion and acceptance until he was caught motor-boating man ass, now we should all accept people for how they are.

This guy is opening this church for one person, and it isn't god. He only cares about himself, and he knows that preaching inclusion is the only market left for him. Or in his own words "I'm the one that there's good reason not to trust." (said during the press conference announcing his new endeavor) Well so long as we see eye to eye.
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