I'm truly pathetic

Any time i see nudity in a movie, or it is listed in the TV Guide ratings I can not stop watching that movie. this has caused me much grief, i will explain. first let me recognize that I understand that i could just go online and see something 10 times more explicit and disgusting, but the thought process seems to be: "well i have seen these boobies before..."

but these movies are never any good, and usually only offer fleeting glances of side boob, those dirty mother fuckers. once i turned on a channel with a 60's movie playing. there were two naked chicks in bed with a guy, of course i had to watch the rest of this movie. two fucking hours later the movie ended with the guy playing mime tennis, let that one sink in for a minute. there was no sign of boobies from that first glimpse on, i was livid.

but there was a much worse situation that happened later, and still hasn't taught me a lesson. I came across this movie with four girls in their twenties, that said there was nudity in it. this was another lame chick flick movie about their relationships but i endured. an hour and a half into the movie i got my nudity. It was their fucking grandmother crying in the tub while she soaped up her droopy tits. and you know what, i didn't turn it. fuck that, i spent an hour and a half waiting for tits i was damned if i was going to turn it at that point.