"Touchdown" Jesus struck by lightning

it's not much of a story, but it is awesome. A six story statue of Jesus with his arms raised (as if signaling a touchdown) was struck by lightning and burnt to the ground. The statue was constructed with plastic, fiber glass, foam, and had a steel frame. That little steel frame issue aside, it made me wonder what Pat Robertson would attribute it too since he blames floods and earthquakes on sinners, gays, and devil worshipers. My guess is that God just found out that Mary was a whore and he might not be Jesus's father. I wonder if he will go to Maury to get his free DNA test? Could Jesus really be Satan's son? ... tune in to find out mwuah ha ha.