Old People

I've worked in retail for awhile now and I gotta admit... old people really gross me out. I've seen everything from the quadruple wrinkle chin, to the shit stains running down the back of khaki pants. They can't seem to ever find the toilet in the bathroom either. So I admit today, I hate really old people.

I hate 'em too. even worse than being disgusting, they are also useless. I have never experienced any joy/gratitude/relief or any other positive emotion upon seeing an old person. no situation ever comes up where you're screwed because there isn't anyone 70 or above around. can't they take the hint and go already?

Heh, when I used to supervise at a kohl's there was a senior discount day every week. The managers and I would plan ahead and stock up on toilet paper, paper towels, and fake displays/cheap disposable seating. Even with extra staff to assist them, these 'seniors' found a way to get fecal matter on the walls, clog all the toilets, and many times take their bathroom breaks in the changing rooms. Every week we would throw out these displays and cheap seats because they were disgusting beyond the point that they could be cleaned. It is ridiculous that this was such a consistent problem that we were able to plan for it. Even worse thought; these people drove themselves there and then drove home..